Pop Shots – 7 Songs About Partying Way Too Hard

Welcome to your weekly dose of pop world musings. Covering all things pop culture, with the new year coming up on Saturday, I’m dedicating this week’s column to the time honored tradition of partying way too hard on New Year’s Eve.

Nowadays I stay in on New Year’s Eve, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t attend my fair share of wild gatherings back in the day, and experienced some excessive partying that was of the highest order.

With that in mind, I’ve compiled a quick list of seven songs that deal with partying way too hard, and what might happen if you choose to live that life this NYE. Of course, since this is Pop Shots you know everything is seasoned with a little bit of attitude.

 

Ke$ha – Tik Tok

 

Let’s be clear, if you’re brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, you have partied too hard. That said, if you’re doing that, and you’re ready for another night out … you’re probably in your 20s. Godspeed.

 

Snoop Dogg – Gin and Juice

 

Snoop let us know very early on that he throws a heck of a house party. As I get older, however, one lyric feels less and less relatable. When Snoop raps, “I got bitches in the livin’ room gettin’ it on / And, they ain’t leavin’ til’ six in the mornin’” all I can think is – they aren’t leaving until six in the morning?!?! God, that sound exhausting.  

 

J-Kwon Tipsy

 

Rest assured, if “e’rybody in this bitch gettin’ tipsy,” a whole lotta bad decisions are going to be made. I mean, first off, if everyone is getting tipsy who’s the designated driver? Are you all staying at the spot?

If you find yourself at a J-Kwon type of gathering you should strongly consider making an exit before the ball … or the participants, drop.

 

Andrew W.K. – Party Hard

 

The undisputed king of partying hard, and an ambassador of good times, Andrew W.K. burst onto the scene letting us know how to “Party Hard.” It’s important to remember, however, that even Andrew W.K. parties in moderation. If he didn’t, he would no longer be among the living.

 

Dropkick Murphys – Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced

 

If the chorus of this song rings true – go to bed!

That said, this is a GREAT song to sing along to, so definitely learn the lyrics, and put this Dropkick Murphys gem in your New Year’s Eve playlist.

 

King Missile – Detachable Penis

 

If you’ve read this far, and you’re still thinking, “Ah, c’mon, what’s the worst case scenario if I party a little too hard?” This is the worst case scenario – you could misplace your penis, and have to buy it back from a street vendor on St. Marks Place!

 

Aaron Carter – Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)

 

I think this goes without saying, but if you find yourself at “Aaron’s Party” you have made a horrible decision, and should run away as quickly as possible!

 

That’s all for this edition of Pop Shots, but come back next Monday for more shots on all things pop.