"But I no speak Enligsh and you no speak Espanol!"

What a night! One of my boys came through, met up with his girl, and we hit a bar. At the bar I saw a regular waitress there, fine like WHOAH. I started to try to hit on her, but she was straight outta PR, and by PR I mean Puerto Rico, not public relations. Turns out she really didn't know very much English and my Spanish skills are minimal, but she was understandin what I was tryin to say. She asked for my number, which I doubt she will ever use, but the five minutes of convo, the five minutes of me tryin to pick up a girl in another language, was more than worth the price of admission for anyone who caught on as to what was going on. I'm a little tipsy right now, so that's the end of this post, deal with it!

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