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Name: Adam Bernard
Home: Fairfield, Connecticut, United States
About Me: Entertainment journalist with 15+ years of experience. Supporter of indie music. Lover of day baseball, fringe movies, & chicken shawarma. Part time ninja. Nerdy, but awesome.
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Monday, August 18, 2003
I hit the gym today, as I always do on Monday / Wednesday / Friday, and tried out a new machine that's supposed to tone up the lovehandle area. Yeah, I'm five foot ten, 155 pounds, and I'm worried about lovehandles. Anyways, every time I try out a new machine I envision what it would be like for someone who's not from our culture to walk into a gym. Would they think we go there voluntarily? Would they understand that we PAY to use these machines? Or would they think it was some sort of house of torture where people are strapped to heavy weights and made to lift them by evil taskmasters (trainers)??? If aliens ever invade earth we should bring them to the gym, it would scare the crap outta them.
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