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Name: Adam Bernard
Home: Fairfield, Connecticut, United States
About Me: Entertainment journalist with 15+ years of experience. Supporter of indie music. Lover of day baseball, fringe movies, & chicken shawarma. Part time ninja. Nerdy, but awesome.
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Thursday, August 21, 2003
According to a new article in Newsweek teenage prostitution is on the rise and new recruits are being found, and pimped, in malls, most notably The Mall of America in Minnesota. They're saying that girls get money for sex, which they then spend in the mall. Isn't it great how far dating has come? In my day the money that would be normally spent on getting a teenage girl into bed would require the both of us to sit through dinner and a movie. Now at least she gets the choice of where the money's going and the man doesn't have to go through any of the annoying pleasantries of an actual date. It's basically like we've created a culture of divorcees before they're even married. They've had the sex, now they want the money so they can go shopping. There's the American Dream right there and I'm sure it's increased mall traffic just a bit. Maybe the stores can cut a deal with the girls. You see a cute girl outside of Abercrombie and Fitch (a store I'd never go in, but that's another story for another time), and the girl gets hyped by the store, maybe with a sign saying "you won't believe what she'll do for a pair of our new jeans." It's all fun and games till you pass the girls that are waiting outside of the FAO Schwartz, but hey, at least Megan's Law can help them identify a customer base. See, everybody wins.
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