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Name: Adam Bernard
Home: Fairfield, Connecticut, United States
About Me: Entertainment journalist with 15+ years of experience. Supporter of indie music. Lover of day baseball, fringe movies, & chicken shawarma. Part time ninja. Nerdy, but awesome.
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Monday, August 11, 2003
Yesterday was great. Fun, sun, and a Rock Cats game with my Dad and our friend Larry. Even though the home team got crushed it was still a good time. The guy sitting next to us will be the butt of our jokes for years to come as he must have been in his 30's, probably still lived at home, and every time the visiting New Haven Ravens did something good he would scream out a SportsCenter catch phrase from eight years ago. The guy also had nicknames for the players. Nicknames for minor league players!?!?!? That comes under the heading of "get a life."

In other news, the California race for Governor has become hilarious with people such as Arnold, Gary Coleman, Larry Flynt, and even a few porn stars throwing their names in as possible candidates. I have the solution. Instead of an election let's have a reality series. Put ALL the candidates in a house and each week California residents can call in and vote one person out until one is left. Just like Last Comic Standing, there would be an immunity challenge each week (until there were five people left) and the winner wouldn't be allowed to be voted off. Since most of these Hollywood types are only doing this for attention anyways, let's give them what they want and put a whole new twist on the election process. At least this way we'd see how they interact with other people BEFORE they get into office.
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